OWN STOCK IN
It all started last Saturday when Bennett was sitting in his bouncy seat. It was a normal morning. He had eaten. We were eating. He was grunting. Grunting to poop, that is. He's like a little old man. He poops about the same time every morning and he likes doing it when he sits in his bouncy seat. He gets a very serious look on his face, then grunts, then farts, then grunts, then farts and poops. Then we change him when it's all finished. Nothing new, I know. My story is like every other parent, but it's still funny no matter how many times you hear it.
He had a blow out!!!!!! All over the bouncy seat.
He did it again on Sunday
(this is small in comparison to Saturday's event)
He has had a blow out every day this week, sometimes twice.
Yesterday, I laid him down for a nap and he woke up soon after. I tried to get him to go back to sleep, but he was screaming his head off. I picked him up to pat him and much to my surprise I smelled poop!!
Another BLOW OUT, but this one came out the front.
What? The front?
I changed and cleaned him and then we went downstairs, so that I could once again
"SHOUT out" his poop-ie clothes.
A couple of minutes later I thought I still smell poop.
Am I crazy?
(don't answer that)
I look down and much to my surprise
I'VE BEEN MARKED!!
I changed shirts, SHOUTED again, then it was back upstairs for nap time.
Oh no, it's baacccckkkkk! The smell.
After changing the crib sheet and struggling to get Bennett down for a nap the smell was gone.
All of that to say, I should own stock in SHOUT
and it's time to
GO UP A DIAPER SIZE!!!!!!!